POLLTIME!

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I thought Naomi Campbell was the worst.

KINDA BORING TODAY

LOVE THE NEW DO!

Oh I absolutely love Posh's new haircut!!! I think I might change my color to blonde!!! It looks lovely!

POOR PARIS

The 25-year-old was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard at roughly 11 p.m. The stop took place just after Hilton had left the West Hollywood Virgin Megastore, where, per rep Elliot Mintz, she had just finished picking up some movies on disc.

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies say they spotted Hilton's blue Bentley Continental GTC motoring rather quickly down the road sans headlights. Upon pulling over the Simple Life star, deputies learned that she was driving with a suspended license, which resulted in a ticket and the impounding of her posh ride.

THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG

Nicole Richie is rumoured to be getting engaged to Joel Madden.The Simple Life star and the Good Charlotte frontman visited Los Angeles jewellery store XIV Karats on February 19.

Nicole, 25, tried on several ruby necklaces before buying one for half-price at $7000. The couple then looked at the engagement rings, which were also in the sale.
An employee told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Of course he would never get her a half-price ring.

"You can tell they're crazy about each other. His arm was around her the entire time."
Nicole, the adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie, began dating Joel late last year, shortly after he split from actress Hilary Duff.

I get the feeling this won't last. I don't know why. They are cute together though.

NEVER ENDING DRAMA

POST PARTUM DEPRESSION?

TMZ reports that Britney may be going through severe post partum depression.

TMZ has learned Britney Spears' troubles may have little to do with substance abuse. Sources say doctors at her rehab facility think the underlying reason for her trouble may be post-partum depression.

Sources tell TMZ that Britney's doctors have two operating theories -- either that she suffers from post-partum depression or bipolar disorder. The doctors strongly believe post-partum is the problem.

As for substance abuse, as one source says, "No doubt about it - she likes to drink." But doctors believe the drinking is a way Spears has coped with a bigger problem.

We're told Britney, who is sticking it out at the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, is currently reading Brooke Shields' book, "Down Came the Rain," in which Shields reveals her battle with post-partum depression.

We're told doctors believe Spears' problem is complicated by an intense feeling on her part that she has lost control of her life.

I had a few problems with this, but it was mild. I cannot imagine how I could have coped with it being any worse. I am honestly really starting to feel sorry for her. And then, she has to deal with things like this:

THIS IS JUST NOT RIGHT

From the maker of “Whores in the news” Spectrestudios presents…
**Britney Shears**
Poor Britney destined for the straight jacket and padded room.
My artwork has been seen on Jay Leno Twice in his segment “Things We found on Ebay” here is a clip http://www.myspace.com/spectrestudio
Figure is Six inches tall sculpted in polymer clay, This is a ONE OF A KIND item. comes mint in packaging. Complete with Padded room diorama.

Geez, what next? If Britney lives through all this hell, I will, for one, be so proud of her. I mean, come on, how much more can she take? Are we trying to kill her?

I'm kinda not feeling really gossipy now, I actually feel bad for gossiping. But I know, and so does everyone else, that I'm not gonna stop. So yes, I may be a hypocrite, but at least I feel bad for it.

AW SHA BABY

CUTIE PIES

Aren't Shiloh and Zahara the cutest things you've ever seen??? I say that about all the kids, I know. But they are all so freakin adorable! OMG . . . the shoes on Shiloh . . . SO CUTE!!! I have a pair of vans just like that!!! Except they're a little bigger than that.

Thanks to http://popsugar.com/

OH BOY

SEE WHAT BRITNEY STARTED . . .

The stars are already copy-catting her. Jack Nicholson and Joel Madden have already shaved their heads into baldness. What a trendsetter she is!

Thanks to http://www.barbiemartini.blogspot.com/

HOLY COWWhat on earth has this chick done to herself!!!??? Jenna Jameson looks horrible here! Stop with the plastic, PLEASE!

OSCARS? NAH

I'm not into posting much about awards shows. But I just had to put this picture of Reese Witherspoon. She looked absolutely fantastic at the Oscars!

PARIS' BIRTHDAY DINNER

Paris threw herself a birthday dinner Saturday night and the only thing exciting about it is that dumb ass Brandon Davis ruined it.

But around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, 'Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit.

Davis then turned his dim beams on Love. "He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness. "Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, 'I want to squirt on you.' He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."

STONERS?

Sure looks like it. Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz pass what looks to be a joint. Isn't that something you should do in the privacy of your own home? Especially when you know there are pictures being taken of you 24-7?

Thanks to http://mollygood.com/

BRITNEY'S EX-HUSBAND CLAIMS HE'S WORRIED

Childhood pal Jason Alexander, who was married to Britney Spears for a whopping two days is talking. The Louisiana native is spilling all kinds of Britney secrets and has even claimed that Spears abused cocaine and prescription drugs and nearly had a fatal overdose of pure ecstasy. He claims in an interview published in the UK that Spears almost had a fatal overdose on 'MDMA,' or pure ecstasy, while they partied in a Las Vegas club. He said he sneaked her up to their hotel suite and she was sweating and having problems breathing.

"I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower," Alexander said. "She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving," he revealed. "I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This bitch is going to f - ing die right here in front of me.'"

Captain Carrot To Return

This is amazing news: NYCC '07: BILL MORRISON TALKS CAPTAIN CARROT

GOOD EARLY MORNING!!!

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE!!

Believe it or not, this is Jack Black's kid, Samuel. Isn't he precious!!!??? And no one believed me when I said Jack Black is hot. Ok, well maybe I never said it here, but . . . . For the millionth time people . . . it's not all about the looks! Jack is hot . . . mostly cuz he's freakin hilarious.

WOAH!

I posted some pics awhile back of Mr. Harry Potter from Equus. Well, now we get to see the whole thing. And by thing, I mean if you wanna see his thing, check it out here
I must say, I'm not impressed.

WOW, SHE LOOKS NUTS
I'm sure you've heard about Britney going to Kevin's house and he wouldn't let her in. Then she freaked out on a car with an umbrella. Which is where these pics come from. Looks like Kevin is the responsible parent here . . . who woulda thought? Poor Britney, she needs help.

YIKES!!!

Is this dude the walking dead or what? I'd have nightmares if I were J-Lo.

GOODBYE O.C.

LAST EPISODE EVER

I really wish it would have been 2 hours. There's so much more I wanted to know!!! Did Ryan and Taylor end up together??? Summer and Seth got married (YAY!), and we got to see the 2 little ones, the little Cohen and the little Atwood. We know that Ryan ended up being an architect it looked like and he found a little teen boy who looked really disturbed and it ended with Ryan asking him if he needed help. So, I guess he ends up adopting this kid. Sandy ended up teaching some kinda class. I was just left wondering a lot I guess.

Fall Out Boy are on the cover of the newest issue of Rolling Stone. Yeah, Pete is hot, but I think Patrick is hotter. He's the one with the hat.

WHO ELSE BUT BRITNEY?

BRITNEY CRIES WOLF AGAINTMZ reports that Britney Spears is in rehab for the third time. Let's hope that she can stay longer than a day. I don't know about the 30-45 days, that seems like way too much to hope for from her.

Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.

We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in.Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week.

TMZ has just confirmed Spears' inpatient rehab program is supposed to last between 30 and 45 days.

OMG I WISH I WAS IN NEW ORLEANS FOR THIS

SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR AWAY

If I had known that Benji Madden was gonna be on a Mardi Gras float in New Orleans earlier this week, I would have KILLED to be there!!!

Thanks to http://trent.blogspot.com/

EVEN BETTER THAN DAVID LEE ROTH GOING

BACK TO VAN HALEN!

It is rumored that ALL the original members of Guns N Roses may be reuniting. This is like a dream come true for me! Sure, they're old now, but I bet they still kick ass!!! Read about it at HOLLYWOODRAG.COM

HAPPY HUMP DAY

This will probably be my only post. I'm about to take a nap during my lunch break . . . I guess I'm worn out from Mardi Gras yesterday.

BRIT GOES TO REHAB AGAIN

And, of course, leaves less than 24 hours later . . . again.

ET reports:

Sources tell ET that BRITNEY SPEARS left Promises residential treatment center in Malibu, CA early this morning -- less than 24 hours after checking into the facility.

Following the news that she was in rehab, her manager LARRY RUDOLPH released a statement Tuesday, saying, "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

Just pick a place and stay there already. She's lookin good though, the buzz cut is growing on me. I'm starting to think it's pretty cool.

TINA TURNER

Isn't she like 100 or something? She looks totally awesome! She is definitely doing something right.

MARDI GRAS!

Little Zahara and Angelina watched the Mardi Gras festivities from the balcony of their home in New Orleans yesterday.

Goodnight, Bob Oksner

Bob Oksner
October 14, 1916 to February 18, 2007

News From Me reported that comic book artist, Bob Oksner, passed away from pneumonia on February 18, 2007. Among his early work was the second Marvel Boy in 1943 for Timely Comics. He wrote and drew Miss Cairo Jones, a syndicated newspaper comic strip from 1945 to 1947. Sheldon Mayer, an editor at DC Comics, hired him to be an artist on comics adapted from other media. His works included Adventures of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Adventures of Jerry Lewis, Adventures of Bob Hope, The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, Sgt. Bilko, Pat Boone, Angel and the Ape, Welcome Back, Kotter, Elvira's House of Mystery and Stanley and His Monster. For King Features, he did art for the I Love Lucy newspaper comic. In the 1970s, Bob Oksner did artwork for Superman, Supergirl, Wonder Woman, Shazam!, Black Orchid, Lois Lane and others. He retired from comics in 1986.

EW!!!

OMG, I love Paris Hilton, but damn, if this is true . . . . all I have to say is YUCK. I think Stavros is hot, but Brandon Davis is not. He's more like totally freakin disgusting.

CLICK HERE

LINDSAY GOES STRAIGHT TO THE LIQUOR STORE FROM REHAB

Just kidding, but it's pretty ironic that she has pictures taken in front of a liquor store. And actually, there are rumors that she was spotted partying and drinking up the night before her treatment ended.

GOOD AFTERNOON

MAYBE I SPOKE TOO SOON

She doesn't look too bad here, I don't think. Maybe it all depends on the lighting and angle? I'm kind of getting over it, I mean, it's hair, it'll grow back. Props to her for actually doing it. If her ears weren't so weird looking, it would probably look better.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARIS!Paris Hilton threw herself a birthday party in Las Vegas Saturday night. She partied with her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. She turned 26.

WOO HOO!!!

HAPPY MARDI GRAS !!!

I won't be posting tomorrow, as I will be attending Mardi Gras parades and getting my party on!!!

I'm still not over Britney's bald head, it just really creeps me out. I'm surprised at myself for being so judgemental of her, I'm not one to judge too quickly. I don't know, it just seems weird. But at least she's wearing wigs.

Thanks to http://dlisted.com/ & galleryoftheabsurd.com

BRITNEY SPEARS

YES, MY GIRL HAS LOST HER FREAKIN MIND

I honestly do not know what to say. Um, I don't know. The girl has flipped her lid, I know that much. She is no longer sane, she can't be. Is this suppose to look good? I sure hope not, cuz it's hideous. Anyway, of course I still love her, but she makes it harder and harder every single day. Read about it and see more pictures here

WOW . . . This girl can belch. She's almost at my level! I have never loved Britney Spears more than I do now . . . sad thing is . . . I'm not kidding.

STONED BRITNEY

DAMN

Harry Potter dude's butt. This is from his Equus play thingie. He looks much better from the front

DOG . . . EXTRADITED???

Why mess with the dog??? Dammit. He's freakin doin the bounty hunter thing, leave him alone!!! CLICK

GOOD EVENING DUDES

Me and my husband just finished watching this, it was OK. I liked Saw 2 a lot more. Definitely one of the best for gore. But that's about it. One good thing about it, is that it explained a lot of stuff from the first and second one. I really think they should have ended it with this one. But who am I to say.

We watched this Thursday night. I guess it wasn't that good, cuz I forgot to post about it. Anyway, it was funny, but not something I ever wanna watch again. The best part was . . . . . . . . . . . SHAKE N BAKE!!!!!!

BRITNEY IN REHAB?

Well, for a minute, anyway. TMZ is reporting that she did go to a rehab facility 2 days ago, but left less than 24 hours later. See the article HERE

HEE HEE, THE DONALD ENTERS MY WORLD

The one night I don't watch wrestling, Donald Trump makes an appearance on WWE Raw Monday night. If this dude is trying to go up against Vince McMahon, he's not a very smart guy. Or is he? Vince is a freakin genious, he IS the man.

ALMOST FORGOT

There is only one episode left. BOO HOO!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!! So I really thought Ryan or Kirsten's unborn baby would die last night. Guess what? NO ONE DIED. But they got home at the end of the show after going through an earthquake and a visit to the hospital for the whole family - and the Cohen's house had fell into the ocean (I think). It looked fine from the front, but when they walked in, everything but the front was totally destroyed. Is that what they meant when they said someone is slipping away? FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!!! But I'm glad no one died!

SCARYDavid Hasselhoff in a cross-dressing role??? YIKES!!!

IF HE WASN'T UGLY, HE'D BE HOT

Ok, what I'm trying to say is I like the clothes. I know it didn't come out that way, but it's Friday, so give me a break. If you have not read some of the psychotic things Jim Carrey says during his interview with CNN, go here

CLICK HERE - LOL

FRIDAY, FINALLY!!!

BELLEDoesn't Paris Hilton look like Belle from Beauty and the Beast in that dress? She is so beautiful! I know, you hate me for saying that. Sorry, I love her. Anyway, even if you don't like her, please go check out the rest of the pictures of Paris looking all pretty. And you can read about her getting lipstick and cigarette packs thrown at her in Vienna at HOLLYWOODRAG.COM

IT'S ABOUT FREAKIN TIME!Finally, we get to see Jayden James!!! He so freakin cute!!! AW, I can't wait til we can get a better view of him! BREATHEHEAVY.COM was the first to have this scanned picture from OK! Magazine.

LOVE THE SHOES!

Actually, I love the whole thing. The clothes are really cute, and OMG, the shoes! I'm not one for heels, but those just look awesome with the red stocking thingies. This is from the set of her new movie "I Know Who Killed Me".

Thanks to http://popsugar.com/

GOOD AFTERNOON

Sorry guys, I've been searching, looking for something interesting to post about, but I can find NOTHING. There's celebrity news out there, but I try not to post unless I find it fairly interesting, so hopefully tomorrow will be a more exciting day in the celebrity world!

ANOTHER BORING DAY

It's another day with no good celebrity news. Blah. Someone do something outrageous please!!!

JESSICA IN ALLURE

Jessica Simpson looks really hot in this picture from Allure! I'm sure there's lots of airbrushing and photoshopping, but still. To see the other picture, go to EGOTASTIC.COM

SHE HAS BOOBS!

I don't know where she's going, all I know is this is from Tuesday in Hollywood. Aw, she's so pretty. If you wanna see all the rest of the pictures, go to HOLLYWOODRAG.COM