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UCK . . .In more ex-American Idol freakness . . . . Constantine Maroulis will be playing a music producer on Bold & The Beautiful starting May 15. Barf. I'm glad I don't watch that show. I cannot stand this dude. He is like the gayest looking (and not in a good way) dude ever. I'm sorry, I'm being overly critical. Isn't that what I'm here for?

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ON A MISSIONTo poke somebody's eye out. Victoria Beckham is like permanently chilly, dontcha think? She's in LA to get her new house, yippee!!

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KATE BOSWORTH LOOKIN BETTER

Thank the good Lord she gained some weight back. She doesn't look as good as she did in Blue Crush, but she doesn't look dead anymore, so that's a plus. Go to DEREKHAIL to see more pics.

LINKIE-POOS . . .

Boy George gets arrested again -- DLISTED

Christina Applegate in a bikini -- THE SKINNY WEBSITE

Britney's gonna write a book? -- MOLLYGOOD

I didn't know you could get an implant for drug addiction -- A SOCIALITE'S LIFE

Bruce Willis, still hot -- CELEBRITY SMACK

Leonardo & Petra? -- ICYDK

Ex-American Idol arrested -- A SOCIALITE'S LIFE

WHO THE HELL IS THAT???It's Fred Durst!!!! YUMMY. Yeah, I know everyone thinks he's an ugly douche bag, but I think he is SO hot!!! He looks good cleaned up, but I much prefer his dirty look. Yes, I shall burn in hell.

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BRITNEY SHOPPINGThat's one crazy outfit. But I still love her. She's shopping for baby clothes here. She's been wearing those fishnets for like a month now.

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LINKIE-POOS . . . .

Jakey helps out his sis -- POPSUGAR

Ryan Phillipe has gorgeous toes -- JUSTJARED

Paris Hilton's autopsy -- HOLLYWOODRAG

Iron Man lookin hot -- ICYDK

Lindsay Jr. -- A SOCIALITE'S LIFE

Paris covers her wonky eye -- DLISTED

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!

FALLING OFF THE WAGON

Britney might be back on the booze again, according to MSNBC. Supposedly she's been drinking wine with her cousin and sake at Chinese Restaurants. Anyway, it's not the end of the world, just so she doesn't over do it.

“Brit feels like she can have a few drinks,” a “friend” tells the mag. “She feels like as long as she’s having fun and not hurting anyone, she doesn’t need rehab.”

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PETER ANDRE IN THE HOSPITAL

Poor guy, I hope he's alright. He's suspected of having meningitis. YOW.

Peter Andre is undergoing hospital tests for suspected meningitis, the singer's publicist has confirmed.

His glamour model wife Jordan has been at the reality TV star's bedside for the last five days after the 34-year-old was admitted to hospital last weekend.

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CHICK LOOKS GOOD!

This is Alysson Hannigan from American Pie. This picture was taken in Hawaii. To see more, go to HOTONLINENEWS.

YIKES!What's with the hair Lindsay???? I love the shoes though. This was taken at the Us Weekly Hollywood 2007 Party at Sugar, Thursday in Hollywood. To see more pictures, go to JUSTJARED.

BRITNEY!!!She's looking better every day! The outfit's gotta go, but she's getting back into shape, that's for sure! And isn't Sean Preston just the cutest thing ever!!!??? Check out more pics at JUSTJARED.

PSYCHO TRIES TO OFF JESSE JAMESSome psycho woman who is obsessed with his wife, Sandra Bullock, tried to run the beautiful man over many times with her car Saturday night. What is wrong with the ho? Homegirl is nuts.

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Very sorry about the weird looking words in some of the posts. I don't know what else to do about the problem at this time. I will work on it.

~Shelly~

BAYWATCH PAM

Pamela Anderson threw on her ancient Baywatch bathing suit for a tv commercial. She still looks good even though she's old. To see more pics, go to ICYDK.

SWEDISH HEADBANGER

A couple in Sweden have won the freedom to call their seven-month old daughter "Metallica". CUTE!!!


Swedish tax officials told parents Michael and Karolina Tomaro that they would refuse to acknowledge their daughter if they went ahead with plans to name her after the head banging heavy metal band.


But now officials have decided to let it go.

Parents should be free to choose a name for their baby, no matter how scary it might be. AND . . . I know that Jason Newsted is not a member of the band anymore, but I chose to post a pic of the REAL Metallica.


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BLEACH IT LIKE BECKHAMDavid Beckham got a new do and I think it looks pretty damn good. But he would look good any kind of way, he's just beautiful.

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I'M COMIN OUTMichelle Rodriguez finally "came out". I'm not surprised, does this kinda thing really surprise anyone anymore? I mean it's not THAT unusual.

Former "Lost" actress and always bad girl Michelle Rordriguez officially comes out of the closet in this months issue of Curve magazine where she among other things talks about her relationship with Kristanna Loken, the actress that outed her in an issue of The Advocate last year.

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LINKIE-POOS . . . .

Really hot Carmen Electra Pics -- HOLLYWOODRAG

Lindsay Lohan's a Japanese Lesbian -- A SOCIALITE'S LIFE

Eve gets a DUI -- CELEBRITY SMACK

My favorite Baldwin brother in Russia -- PEREZ HILTON

Nicole Richie throws a party -- MOLLYGOOD

Kate and Pete blamed for smoking -- ICYDK

Coco and Ice-T reading a book -- DLISTED

MORE BRITNEY PICS

I know most people don't like the way Britney Spears has been dressing lately, but I gotta say, I really like the long shirt/boots thing that she does a lot. I just love her, I wish she'd quit wearing wigs and hats. I wanna see her real hair!!! See more pics at MOLLYGOOD.

SANJAYA'S MOM WAS A STONERPolice reports show neighbors complained about the smell of marijuana coming from this house. They noticed other houses had heavy frost on the roof, but saw no frost on Blith's garage roof.

Police checked it out. They looked at power records and saw extreme use.They got a search warrant and found 310 growing marijuana plants.They also found Sanjaya's teenage sister Shyamali Malakar at home.

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WILLIE NELSON'S FREE!!!Mr. Nelson is not going to jail!! YAY!! He got fined in September for having marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms on his tour bus driving through St. Martin Parish in Louisiana (CHEAP POP!).

Nelson and tour manager David Anderson, along with Nelson's sister, Bobbie Nelson, and two drivers, were issued citations on Sept. 18 after state troopers said they found marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms on the country legend's tour bus during a commercial-vehicle inspection on Interstate 10.

Willie Nelson and his tour manager were spared jail time Tuesday after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor count of marijuana possession.

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THE NEW HEIDI

The Hills' Heidi obviously got some new boobs and they look great! She also supposedly had a nose job, which is kinda obvious, but subtle, not a big change. Now she just needs to buy herself a new man! She is an idiot if she doesn't get rid of Spencer . . . WHAT A BLOCKHEAD!!!

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MOMMY CLASSES?!

According to an insider, Tom Cruise has suggested to Katie Holmes that she take "Mommy Classes" given by Scientologists.

Uh huh, ok. Um, Katie, get out while you can!!!

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HEE HEE HEE!!!

This is one of the celebrity crossings shown at PRETTY ON THE OUTSIDE. You gotta check out the rest, they are hilarious!!

IS THAT A BANANA?Holy freakin cow . . . put that thing away! You're gonna knock somebody out! To see more pictures of Christian Slater minus his concealed weapon, go to A SOCIALITE'S LIFE.

EX-CRACKHEADSTheir divorce is final today.

Singer/ Actress Whitney Houston’s divorce from husband Bobby Brown will be official as of April 24th, a California judge has ruled.

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IS IT HALLOWEEN ALREADY?

This chick just scares me. Amy Winehouse looks like she purposely tries to look like a junkie or something. Maybe I'm being too critical.

POST TRAUMATIC DRESS

PLEASE tell me the high waisted pants are not coming back! Remember back in the day, when this was the only kinds of pants and jeans that were available? It was a NIGHTMARE. I will never go back to that, NEVER!

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WOO WEE!!Britney is lookin great!!! Look at that tummy! WOW, I want one like that. I guess I'd have one if I had millions of bucks too. But I'm getting off the subject. Ok, she looks awesome.

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WILL HE SNORT HER TOO?Keith Richard's mother passed away Saturday in Britain.

Doris Richards, 91, died at the weekend with The Rolling Stones guitarist by her bedside, a spokeswoman for the Gimme Shelter star confirmed yesterday.

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MONDAY . . . . BLAH

AW

Suri Cruise is such a cutie!!! Even though she doesn't look like either Katie or Tom. She went to a birthday party for Brooke Shields' daughter Grier.

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REHAB DOES A BODY GOOD

DANG . . . check out Eddie Van Halen at Phoenix International Raceway in Arizona this weekend. He just got out of rehab and he is looking about 100 times better, he fixed his teeth, got a haircut and everything!! To see more pictures of him at this event, go to 93X.

Good morning lovely people!!!

Take a QUIZ

Have a great weekend!!! Be safe!!!

~Shelly

PARIS, NOOOOOO!!!

MY GOD, I hope this is not what it looks like. Paris Hilton is WAY too hot for James Blunt. WTH??? That just sucks.

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THIS SOUNDS PROMISING!

Looks like the right person may get custody of Dannielynn!! YAY!

Larry Birkhead just emerged from a custody hearing in the Bahamas with a big smile on his face and said, "I gotta call my travel agent," suggesting that he was getting very close to taking daughter Dannielynn home.

Minutes later, Howard K. Stern emerged from the courtroom and slammed Virgie Arthur for holding up the custody process, saying that she "proved herself to be what Anna Nicole always told me."

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BRITNEY LOOKIN AWESOMEHomegirl's lookin pretty good! She's gettin her body back finally. JUST LOSE THE HAT ALREADY!

WHAT???

Ricky Martin and Rachel Bilson??? That's absurd!!! It's hot though, they'd make the most BEAUTIFUL baby in the world!!!

THE DAD SPEAKSBritney Spear's father, Jamie Spears spoke to PAGE SIX about the recent firing of Larry Rudolph.

"When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life.

"The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."

THE DUDE SHOULDA BEEN IN A LOONEY BIN

Just who the hell does he think he is??? What a dumbass. This is only one of the creepy photos he sent to NBC News before killing 32 kids at Virginia Tech. More pictures at CNN.COM under Gallery: A Killer's Manifesto.

BRITNEY IN LAI love this dress! I wish I could where dresses. I'm too much of a boy I think. Anyway, she's lookin damn good!! She just needs to lose that hat/hair thing she's been wearing EVERY FREAKIN DAY with the bird on it.

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HEE HEE!!!

OMG . . . a sex doll for dogs!!! LOL . . . That is freakin hilarious!!! Read about it at DLISTED.

AMERICA CATCHES HEAD FINALLY

Adios Sanjaya!!!!

Having a bad day? Take a look at THIS. Things could be worse, ya know?

HOMEGIRL KINDA NUTSTake a look at what Angelina Jolie had to say about when she was younger:

"I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened."

This is from an interview in OK! Magazine. Yeah I think it's kinda cool. Creepy, but cool. No, I'm not all here.

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CUTEST THING EVER . . .This is just too frickin adorable!!! I wanna cry! I love it! Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn are on the cover of OK! Magazine. He is so hot.

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YIKES

This is not a good look for Jenna Jameson. She's way too skinny. I don't mind skinny, but this is too much. This picture was taken at the T-Mobile Sidekick ID Launch Party last Friday. To see more pictures, go to THE SKINNY WEBSITE.

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SADNESS

I will never understand the reasoning of a mass murderer and how one can possibly have the heart to take the lives of any human being. My thoughts and prayers are with all the students, families and anyone who was affected by the Virginia Tech Shooting.

I LOVE THE ROCK

This was taken at "The Rock's Toy Chest", an inpatient children's hospital program of The Rock Foundation. Children in wheelchairs got to meet and take pictures with The Rock and participated in the grand opening of "The Rock's Toy Chest". How sweet!!! I love the Rock. DON'T GET ME WRONG . . . I hated him as a "wrestler", but he was a really funny-ass smack talker in the ring, and I love him as an actor, and because he does things like this. To see more pictures, go to A SOCIALITE'S LIFE.

DOES HE REALLY BELIEVE THIS???This was said by John Travolta recently:

“I have fame on the level of a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis, but part of the reason I didn’t go the way they did was because of my beliefs."

I hate to laugh, but um . . . . LOL. How can he compare himself to these to people??? He is one of the more famous people in this world, but not quite up there with Marilyn Monroe and Elvis. LOL

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WAY TO PUT IT IN WORDS!!!Brace yourself for this shocker: CELEBRITIES DON'T LOOK SO GREAT WITHOUT MAKE-UP EITHER!!!! Can you believe it!!!

Pamela Anderson posted on her website about the pictures from Hawaii that everyone's been hating on:

4/15/2007 Hawaii

It's only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.

Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more.

I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.
I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello?

I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.

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BARF. I'm having a problem keeping my lunch down. I posted some pictures of Pete Doherty and his bloody nostrils awhile back, but Perez has some better, more close up pics. CLICK HERE if you think you can stomach it.

THAS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!

Hugh Jackman is one of those guys that should never shave. I think he is the total hotness when he's all scruffy. But when he's smooth like a baby's butt, he just loses all his appeal to me. Maybe I'm crazy, I don't know. Here he is with one of his kids.

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CHRISTINA RICCI SHOPS

Yes, I'm bored and there is nothing interesting going on today. I have nothing else to say, except I love the shoes.
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WOAHCan ya guess who this is an old picture of? I'll give you a hint. It's not Ivanka Trump and it's not Renee Zellweger. Those were my 2 guesses. To see who it is, CLICK HERE.

WOO HOO!!Daniel Craig with a shorter cut. SUPER HOT. He was hot in 007, but DAMN, this makes him even hotter!

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THIS IS WHY I LOVE BRITNEYCLICK HERE to see what Britney Spears has to say. She's frickin hilarious!!!

WTF???What the hell is this you say? I do not know how to put it into words, so you can check it out at DLISTED.

THAT'S HOTThe rumor is that Lindsay Lohan is dating a chick, Samantha Ronson.

Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the 'book.' Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.

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