SQUIRT TURDS

Liv Tyler wants plastic surgery . . . for what??? -- ALLIE IS WIRED

Avril wants to act . . . . what??? -- PEREZ HILTON

Britney's still drinking . . . when did we think she wasn't? -- A SOCIALITE'S LIFE

Paris may have screwed Jack Osbourne . . . she coulda waited til he was hot -- DLISTED

Rachel Bilson because she's frickin cute -- POPSUGAR

The OC's Kelly Rowan gettin hitched to a rich guy -- ICYDK

Nude Sting . . . beware, very disturbing -- THE EVIL BEET

Kenny Rogers was hot up until about '97, now he just looks like a deformed pear -- CELEBRITY SMACK