Andie MacDowell's daughter, Rain, is really pretty!

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SKIP THIS POST IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SICK SENSE OF HUMOR

CELEBWORM has a morgue photo of Chris Benoit. It's sick and sad, but he did kill his kid, so I don't feel bad about laughing at it.

AW, LITTLE STEPHANIE TANNER

She's all growed up with big boobs and everything! She looks great! More pics at DLISTED.

FUNNY AND SAD

This is nuts. The producers of "The Bachelor" are having trouble finding pretty women to pass the herpes tests.

One source said, "Some of the best looking women have been told recently that they didn't pass the medical portion of the test due to herpes."

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CREEPY

This is really strange. Chris Benoit's bio in Wikipedia was updated to say that his wife had died. But this happened 13 hours before the bodies were found. The entry came from the home base of WWE in Stamford, Connecticut. WEIRD. This just gets creepier by the minute.

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BRITNEY DELIVERS

Britney presented her mother, Lynne Spears, with a letter from her lawyer. She brought it over to the film set where her sister, Jamie Lynn is working. TMZ reports that the letter asks Lynne to "stay away from the children if she is taking any medications that would impair her ability to be around them." How sweet.

PARIS GOES TO HAWAII

After getting out of jail, the girl needs a long vacation! I have to say, I rather the blonde hair. I watched a movie called "Bottoms Up" the other day, and she was in it, but had very dark brown hair, and it was not a good look for her. She looks much better as a blonde.

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LINDSAY'S CHARGES

You wanna bet that she won't go to jail even though what she did was worse than what Paris did? That's gonna piss me off too. I like Lindsay, but I just don't think Paris was treated fairly.

Lindsay Lohan had cocaine and nearly twice the legal amount of alcohol in her system when she was arrested last month and cited for driving under the influence, TMZ.com reports.

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INSTRUMENTS OF DEATH?

You guys are gonna get really annoyed with me . . . all the Benoit posts. Sorry.

I don't know how accurate these details are, but this is the first I've heard about them.


Chris Benoit strangled his wife to death with an electrical cord on Saturday and smothered his son to death with a bag on Sunday. He then hung himself to death on Monday, according to Associated Press reports.

Steroids and other drugs were found in the house along with the "instruments of death."

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MORE DETAILS ON BENOIT

I am still totally shocked about this. I still cannot believe the best technical wrestler could do this to his family, especially his son. And I do not believe that steroids had anything to do with it. Roid rage supposedly lasts a little while before you catch your head. This dude had his wife's feet and hands binded, he also placed bibles by her and his son's bodies after they were dead. Sounds like premeditated murder to me. Anyway, here's more:

Two days before he and his family were found dead in an apparent murder-suicide, pro wrestler Chris Benoit told co-workers his wife and son had food poisoning and were throwing up, according to World Wrestling Entertainment.

Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday.

In an interview with ESPN.com on Tuesday, District Attorney Scott Ballard indicated that the son of Chris Benoit, Daniel Benoit, had needle marks in his arms. The district attorney also said that he believed that the boy had been given growth hormones for quite some time because the family considered him undersized.

A new report surfaced online that claims Chris' son Daniel may have had what is called, "Fragile X syndrome." In the article by Katharine Kitts, Pam Winthrope describes how she had contact with Chris Benoit a few years ago and asked him about helping raise awareness about the condition.

Fragile X syndrome is considered an inherited mental impairment. According to the report, prominent characteristics of the syndrome include an elongated face, large or protruding ears, large testicles (macroorchidism), and low muscle tone, reports ProWrestling.com.

This might very-well be the reason Daniel Benoit was being injected with Human Growth Hormone.

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COME ON K-FED

Britney wants Kevin back. I actually didn't think it would take this long. BUT . . . he does not want her back. Poor girl. Poor kids.

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TODAY'S SADNESS

I'm not sure if any readers watch wrestling. I've been a fan for many years and Chris Benoit has been one of my favorites for a long time. Yesterday, along with his wife and 7 year old son, he was found dead in his home. I found this out last night when I put my tv on USA to watch WWE Raw and there was a tribute on for him. At that time, they were not giving any details except that he and his family were found dead in their home. This is what I find today:

Benoit failed to appear both at Saturday’s live event in Beaumont, Texas, and WWE’s Vengeance: Night of Champions in Houston Sunday night, after informing WWE of a family emergency. Several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning prompted concerned friends to alert Richard Hering, VP of Government Relations for WWE, Inc. Hering, in turn, spoke with Fayette County sheriffs Monday, and requested they respond to the Benoit residence to check on him and his family.

At 10 p.m. Monday night, Lt. Pope held a press conference in conjunction with Scott Ballard, the district attorney for Fayette County. The press conference officially ruled authorities’ findings as a double murder-suicide from within the home.

WAGA, a FOX-owned and operated television station in Atlanta, reported that investigators believe Benoit killed his wife and 7-year-old son over the weekend, then himself on Monday.

I am completely shocked that a man that I respected so much as a wrestler could do this to his family. That's all I have to say. R.I.P.

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WOOHOO!!!!!

Paris gets out of jail finally!!! I'm SO excited!!!

SPEAKING OF BRITNEY . . .

Her ex-husband's ex-wife, Shar Jackson, has 4 kids!!! I thought she only had 2!!! Look how skinny she is for having so many kids! I'm very impressed!! The 2 lighter, younger ones are for K-Fed. Her oldest is 16!!! She is 30.

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FINALLY A GOOD PIC OF JJ!

Aw, isn't he precious! He kinda looks like SPF, but he has his own look also. Show us some more pics!!!

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AW . . . CUTE!

Tina Fey's daughter, Alice, is PRECIOUS!!! And I love her name! More pics at I'M NOT OBSESSED.

ZAHARA'S GOT GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC!

Zahara wore a "Black Sabbath" shirt to school. That is so cool!!! She is the shit! I'm sure she has no clue who Black Sabbath is, or who Ozzy is for that matter, but it's still cute! More pics at THE EVIL BEET.

CAPTION CONTEST

You've got to check out DLISTED's "caption this contest" for today . . . it's awesome! Well, I think it is anyway.

WOAH!

Can you believe Celine Dion has a great body like that? She's like in her 40s right? She looks great! More pics at THE SKINNY WEBSITE.

BRITNEY BUYS A BIRD

What the hell does Britney want with a bird? You can't even play with them. And they're annoying. She's gonna end up killing the poor thing out of aggravation. Her album has been pushed back to '08, so I guess she's got time to kill until then? Another pic at POPSUGAR.

um, OUCH

YIKES!!!! To see whose toes are hanging off of her shoes and screaming for help . . . head over to THE BASTARDLY.

Planet Hiltron

You must check this website out! It is pretty damn funny!!!

PLANET HILTRON

CELEBRITY SCARRAGE

I've always been a fan of scar stories, I guess because I'm full of scars myself. Check out ALLIE IS WIRED for some celebrity scar stories.

THE CRACKHEAD-COKEWHORE DUDE

Yippee!!! Pete Doherty cuz he's so damn hot! UGH . . . I gagged just typing that. ""SARAH GET YOUR DAMN DVD IN ALREADY!!!"" God forbid if you wanna see some more pics and check out some stuff from his diary thingie, head over to A SOCIALITE'S LIFE.

RANT . . .

Sorry guys, I'm totally getting off the whole subject of this blog, but I've got to get this out or I'm gonna have to crash into a brick building when I leave work.

Ok, so I'm trying to understand how on earth a person can be alive today and not know wtf voicemail or an answering machine is. I mean, what the hull? I got 3 calls today from a number. Ok, I'm the kinda bitch that doesn't answer unless I know the number calling me. Gripe . . . yeah I know. Well, I checked my messages the first time, and my voicemail message CLEARLY says : "Hi this is Shelly. LEAVE ME A MESSAGE." Well, when I checked the message, this guy says "Helloooooo? Can I speak to Shelly please? Hello? Hello? Could I please speak to Shelly?" And this kept up until my ever loving voicemail shut his ass off. I get a call again from the same guy about 30 minutes later, SAME FRICKIN THING. The last call I got from him was a few minutes ago, and his message was just breathing for like 30 seconds. Ok, the first 2 times you called, you didn't get a response when you asked a question, why call back in the first place? And why the hell breath a message for me that is gonna cost me a minute of my life to erase??? Well, here's a whole frickin post about it, maybe that was the objective. Who knows.

I am taking things way too seriously. I'll blame it on the pregnancy hormones. Thanks for listening to my complaining.

SPF ALREADY HAS HIS OWN WHEELS???

OMG . . how cute is Mini KFed in his Escalade??? He is just adorable!!!

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OMG . . . IS THIS NOT THE CUTEST FRICKIN THING YOU'VE EVER FRICKIN SEEN???

Suri Cruise waving at the paparazzi . . . how precious . . . she's such a sweetie! More pics at POPSUGAR.

SQUIRT TURDS

Liv Tyler wants plastic surgery . . . for what??? -- ALLIE IS WIRED

Avril wants to act . . . . what??? -- PEREZ HILTON

Britney's still drinking . . . when did we think she wasn't? -- A SOCIALITE'S LIFE

Paris may have screwed Jack Osbourne . . . she coulda waited til he was hot -- DLISTED

Rachel Bilson because she's frickin cute -- POPSUGAR

The OC's Kelly Rowan gettin hitched to a rich guy -- ICYDK

Nude Sting . . . beware, very disturbing -- THE EVIL BEET

Kenny Rogers was hot up until about '97, now he just looks like a deformed pear -- CELEBRITY SMACK

WOAH . . .

Those are some HOT-ASS shoes!!!!! They are freakin GORGEOUS!!! I WANT SOME! These belong to Mary Kate Olsen. More pics at ICYDK.

SHA BARF

Sha is for Suri cuz she so frickin cute. Barf is for Tom cuz he's so frickin gross. Anyway, the only reason this pic is here is because of Suri. More pics at DLISTED.

SPEAKING OF KIDS

Julia Roberts gave birth to a boy - Henry

Keri Russell gave birth to a boy - River

Tiger Wood's wife, Elin gave birth to a girl - Sam

Kevin James' wife gave birth to a girl - Shea

AWAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Suri is such a cutie!!! Her parents are weird, but dang it, she's just so cute that it doesn't matter. OH! And along with Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Garner, Katie Holmes is rumored to be pregnant again.
More pics at POPSUGAR.

CUTE KID

Michelle Williams with her daughter, I think her name is Matilda? What the hell happened to Michelle? She looks off for some reason.

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RUMORS GOING STRONG

Um, unless she is so malnourished that she has a swollen abdomen, looks like Nicole Richie may be a mommy pretty soon. Could be wrong, but there is something. I just can't believe she could get pregnant being 50 lbs. I'm sorry, I'm being mean. Well, another rumor is that her and Joel Madden are engaged. She was spotted with a huge rock.
Further speculation of pregnancy comes from word that at the Center Dance Arts Pool Party last week, Nicole did not drink any alcohol and that Joel was "overly attentive to her".

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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!

Party for me, since I can't anymore!!! And be safe!

~Shelly~

WHY ARE THEY COPYING ME?

Go and get pregnant and everyone wants to do it too!!! Just kidding.

But really, Nicole Richie is rumored to be pregnant . . . supposedly to try and get out of going to jail. What a reason to have a kid!!!! Some people are so cruel. I don't believe it though.

Xtina is also rumored to be pregnant . . . this one I believe.

Jennifer Garner is also rumored to be carrying another little Violet, but I'm not so sure I believe this one. It's possible though.

POSH

Just because she's pretty.

OH BOY

I love Britney, but my God, please lose the fedoras! Even her shoes are cute, it's just her head that sucks. Because of the hat and the extensions. More pics at I'M NOT OBSESSED.

HEIDI'S BOOBS

I think Heidi's new boobs look great! Yeah, you can kinda tell they're not real, but they still look good. Actually REALLY good compared to this:

WTF??? Are these like Lisa Kudrow wannabe's? It seems they are trying to look like her . . . minus the huge melons.

YEEE HA!!!

Jared Leto eating ice cream! More pics at A SOCIALITE'S LIFE.

PARTAY!

Looks like Lindsay's 21st party is still on. RSVP at PURE. Yeah right.

BABY PUNX

Do you think she looks pregnant here? Could be, but I don't believe it for now. Her boobs do look bigger, but still, I don't know.

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MY BAD AGAIN

Sorry I keep bringing up Joel's hair, but the more I see it, the more I like it. I said that it was white in the back and on the sides, but the black is also in the back, kinda like a mohawk, but with white hair underneath, instead of just skin. Again, I'm truly sorry.

SHOCKING!

I thought Clive Owen was the superficial type that would only date skinny minny women. Well, according to this picture of him and his wife, I am very wrong. And I very much respect him for it. More (better) pics at DLISTED.

MY BAD

Earlier I said I didn't like Joel's new do . . . but I thought it was shaved on the sides. But the sides and back are colored white. I like it, now that I know it isn't his glowing white head that we see.

YIKES!

Um, I love the Madden twins, but uh, that hair has got to go. It wouldn't be so bad if his head was all one color, but it's not.

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DRAMA

Shar Jackson may be pregnant AGAIN for K-Fed. WOW . . . . this comes a day after we hear that Britney may be getting back together with him. What a way to push her off the ledge.

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AT LEAST SHE HAS UNDERWEAR ON

Britney just needs to learn how to get out of a vehicle without letting her girl parts show. I'd probably be doing the same thing, because I don't wear skirts often, so I don't know how to get out of a vehicle the right way.

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LOL

DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS SUCH A THING

As a kinda good picture of Pete Doherty! I'm sure it's VERY photoshopped, but he has been looking a lot less cracked out lately..

OK, BACK TO THE GOSSIP NOW

What the hell is Jessica Alba digging for? She must have a big problem going on in there.

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KIDS KIDS KIDS!

Here's a much better pic of Jayden, Britney Spears' youngest son. He's really cute!

It's Dannielynn! She's adorable, just like her dad! You have got to see the rest of the pics at I'M NOT OBSESSED, they are just adorable.