SQUIRT TURDS

David Beckham shaves head . . still hot -- DLISTED

K-Fed had nothing good to say about Brit's new man -- HOLLYWOODRAG

Cate Blanchett not looking like a corpse anymore -- JUSTJARED

Cameron on Paris -- POPSUGAR

Janice Dickinson eats ice cream -- THE SKINNY WEBSITE

Hayden and Rumer hangin out -- ICYDK

NEWSFLASH! Lindsay's a cokehead! -- PEREZ HILTON

American Idol contestants as kids -- CELEBRITY SMACK